(The Repairman)

(SCENE: Front door of BRYAN’s home. Door bell rings. BRYAN answers door. It is JOHN.)

John: G’day. I’m here about the climate.

Bryan: What climate?

John: Your climate. Our climate. THE climate. I’m here to fix it.

Bryan: What’s wrong with it?

John: It’s buggered. Absolutely buggered.

Bryan: No it isn’t. I was using it this morning.

John: What for?

Bryan: For drying the washing out the back.

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What it Means to be Green

The political way of the Greens
Is not what you’d think the word means,
For they want to control every body and soul,
And tax those who fart on baked beans.

Peter Brun, Sydney, Australia

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Here is the most reliable weather station in the world (Serpent River, Ontario). Beats all the computerised climate models.

We have to do something about Sunset Change.

For some time scientists have observed that sunsets have been occurring earlier each evening. If this is allowed to go on unchecked, we will soon be left in total darkness. We must act now.

We must throw huge amounts of money down a well.

But wait! Latest observations show that sunsets have started to occur later.

You see how well our plan is working.

Throw in more money.

John Billingsley
Toowoomba, Queensland.